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Brilliant and Technologically Advanced Nexersys

So, yeah, I was watching the entire Rocky back catalogue the other day and it got me to thinking that I should have a pop at becoming a professional boxer. No, not for the money, the fame and the entourage. Purely and simply because Rocky had a kick-ass robot called Sisco or some shit. I want a robot. And becoming a professional boxer seems the logical path to achieving this objective. Now, I’m not stupid (I am) and during one of my rare interludes of sobriety (I’m drunk), I’m well aware that I won’t be able to try my hand in the ring without training a little beforehand. I don’t have as much spare time as Rocky, however, so I won’t be beating up hams in an abattoir or running up and down stairs in Philadelphia – no, no, I’ll be using one of these brilliant and technologically advanced Nexersys Boxing Machines which, as far as I’m aware, won’t cry foul when I fight dirty, which I invariably do. Look out, Nexersys, there’s a mighty fish-hook manoeuvre coming your way.

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Brilliant and Technologically Advanced Nexersys
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